Completive vegetable carving at the Lambeth Country show has led to a personal quest to be victorious in any vegetable shaping based competition. This has now expanded to include the Fortnum and mason pumpkin competition. From the Royal vegging, Terry Nutkins and evil posh person, you could have any of these as a centre piece for a party or just as a fun distraction at a buffet!!!

£50 for a diorama I recon?